but I DO currently own 17 guitars and 1 bass.. the guitars are mostly Jacksons - both Randy Rhoads models and Soloist models.. I do have a Roswell Rhoads, as well, which is mega cool.. I have 2 Gibsons (Les Paul Custom and Explorer) and a BC Rich Mockingbird mad of clear green acrylic glass.. A Charvel is my main recording guitar.
Not sure of the bas model, but its also a Charvel.. Charvel, as most of you know, is tied to the hip with Jackson..
You said no amps, but I have a full Marshal stack (both slant and straight cabinets - stands over 6feet tall with the head.. I have a Line 6 Stomp and Spark amp to record with, along with a Line 6 POD and a small Blackstar battery powered practice amp.. Custom made effects board with Line 6 wireless, a Drop tune pedal, Rat distortion, Digitech digital echo, Boss Noise Gate and Boss inline tuner.. I have a bunch of other effects not on the board including a harmonizer pedal, Ibanez compressor, and several Steel Panther pedals I can name on this message board.. I also have several Alesis rackmount effects (gate, compressor, and reverb, and a Roland Space Echo, that I customized to be able to run with a foot pedal..
I have several recording mics, full Presonus Studio One studio with Presonus 68c interface, custom Behringer flat response studio monitors, a Korg D3200 studio and a Teac TSR-8 Reel to Reel 8 track, along with an Alesis 16 channel mixing board.. I have two vocal harmonizers, but can't remember what brand/models, off hand..
I have a cheap keyboard, that's good enough for what I used it for.. tons of other gadgets..
One thing I might have that nobody else might have is a huge collection of DMX lighting - lots of lights that you program to spin and change colors and whatnot, 750 watt strobe lights, lasers, and tons of DMX smoke machines, 2 Chavet Geysers, police lights and on and on and on, along with 2 DMX digital light mixing boards.. I make all the custom videos we used to run, so am about to buy a new 15 foot projector screen and short throw projector, once I get a new band rolling..
I could go on, but most people are probably snoring by now lol
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