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We had the same car

July 30, 2016 02:19PM
I think it was a Chrysler E Class. My wife bought it. It would tell you when you started the car "your engine is in good working order" or "your fuel is low" or "your windshield wiper fluid is low" or "you are a dumb ass".(not the last one)

Today my grand kids like to play with "Siri". They will say stuff like "Siri are you really as ugly as you sound?" And of course Siri now has canned responses such as "Be careful Siri will tell your parents". Or "Siri does not understand dumb questions". The kids think that is the funniest thing in the world.

  OK-I almost died yesterday-really

waterfield1085July 30, 2016 09:43AM

  I am speechless...

JamesJM658July 30, 2016 10:17AM

  Ok I'm lost...

sstrams567July 30, 2016 10:27AM

  Sounds like my Jaguar...

JamesJM619July 30, 2016 10:39AM

  Another time

waterfield704July 30, 2016 10:58AM

  Like I just replied to waterfield..

sstrams624July 30, 2016 11:25AM

  My Suzuki had it

Atlantic Ram685July 30, 2016 07:15PM

  Well, I'll be...

sstrams612July 31, 2016 04:36AM

  Re: Well, I'll be...

waterfield560July 31, 2016 07:16AM

  Ok, my next question is..

sstrams578July 31, 2016 08:21AM

  Re: Ok, my next question is..

waterfield599July 31, 2016 08:59AM

  ..and the attorney becomes the janitor...

sstrams574July 31, 2016 09:30AM

  My Mazda has that feature

LesBaker570August 02, 2016 02:39PM

  Re: My Suzuki had it

waterfield533July 31, 2016 07:12AM

  I was lucky, my wife hated that car

Atlantic Ram543July 31, 2016 12:30PM

  Pepper Attachments

waterfield707July 31, 2016 02:23PM

  That's one gorgeous..

sstrams600July 31, 2016 02:29PM

  What a cutie!

Atlantic Ram528August 04, 2016 12:40AM

  Re: What a cutie!

waterfield557August 04, 2016 05:05PM

  Re: Ok I'm lost...

waterfield574July 30, 2016 10:54AM

  That's just crazy....

sstrams669July 30, 2016 11:22AM

  You ask tough questions...

JamesJM571July 30, 2016 01:10PM

  They do that too..?

sstrams569July 30, 2016 01:23PM

  A long time ago I bought a Chrysler....

JamesJM617July 30, 2016 01:44PM

  We had the same car

waterfield605July 30, 2016 02:19PM

  I have nobody to talk to...

sstrams641July 30, 2016 03:09PM

  Do what I do

waterfield567July 30, 2016 03:42PM


sstrams630July 30, 2016 04:07PM

  glad everything turned out OK.........

21Dog676August 01, 2016 04:43AM

  Re: glad everything turned out OK.........

waterfield613August 01, 2016 08:02AM

  at least you were smart enough to get out

ferragamo79521August 01, 2016 12:29PM

  The real stupidity

waterfield541August 01, 2016 02:19PM

  I'd have...

sstrams563August 01, 2016 02:49PM


waterfield572August 01, 2016 03:20PM

  Yeah... it gets...

sstrams531August 01, 2016 03:37PM

  Re: Yeah... it gets...

waterfield547August 01, 2016 06:46PM

  bet you were sporting the Judge Smails look

21Dog650August 01, 2016 08:48PM

  Hahaha that was awesome

LesBaker515August 02, 2016 02:57PM

  lol... too funny... nm

Atlantic Ram551August 04, 2016 12:43AM

  Well, in theory..

sstrams562August 02, 2016 03:56AM

  Let me be clear

waterfield536August 02, 2016 06:26AM

  Well, I was kinda hoping..

sstrams537August 02, 2016 06:40AM

  Ram23 and Crab... a little 'aside'...

JamesJM537August 02, 2016 07:16AM

  Yeah, that's a lot of work...

sstrams576August 02, 2016 07:40AM

  This is just plain strange to me...

JamesJM502August 02, 2016 01:50PM

  Well, it really simple, Jimmy...

sstrams525August 02, 2016 02:22PM

  The only sea food I like

IowaRam624August 02, 2016 02:31PM

  Re: Well, it really simple, Jimmy...

waterfield602August 02, 2016 08:49PM

  I'll get the flour and water...

sstrams556August 03, 2016 03:31AM

  Re: I'll get the flour and water...

waterfield547August 03, 2016 07:07AM

  Re: Ram23 and Crab... a little 'aside'...

waterfield513August 02, 2016 01:44PM

  I'm dieting...

JamesJM531August 02, 2016 01:47PM

  Re: I'm dieting...

waterfield521August 02, 2016 08:51PM

  Well this is interesting....

Atlantic Ram589August 04, 2016 12:52AM

  regional foods are a delight...

JamesJM577August 04, 2016 07:11AM

  I am poorly traveled by most accounts

Atlantic Ram585August 04, 2016 03:10PM

  Perhaps my favorite seafood is Razor Clams...

JamesJM563August 04, 2016 03:46PM