Lot of screaming outside my office window right now...

Roxy and Rocco are in trouble again. Of course, they're actually never OUT of trouble so the word 'again' isn't really applicable in this case.

I told the UPS guy they aren't dangerous, just barkers. But I wish I had a dollar for every time a UPS guy was told that just before they were disemboweled.

Roxy and Rocco are intimidating to be sure. Both of them over 100lbs. My daughter is outside correcting them at this moment.... neither are paying any attention to her at all. Oh sure, they act all cowering and guilty and apologetic... but they aren't. But see, this is UPS's fault.

They have a new guy every day!!! Not that long ago our UPS guy stuck for a while. Hell, I became friends with some of them over the years. Talked sports with them, weather, but now it's a new guy every delivery... which for us is often since Fresno and shopping is an 80 miles round trip.

So every other day I'm outside telling a new UPS guy that Roxy and Rocco are harmless.... and they are, but I think they also get off on striking terror to anyone in a uniform. - JamesJM