There's NO way I go on a cruise..

WAy too many people, WAY too confined, WAY too much time NOT on the beach, WAY too many restrictions.. I could go on and on.. Just casually mention that seasickness causes you to have non-stop explosive diarrhea.. then ask who you'll bunk with.. Problem generally solved lol

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..