Even weeds won't grow in my front yard! Totally serious.. it just dirt, I do have about 50% yellow grass - dormant for the winter, but I also have a bunch of still green grass in winter.. WTH? But, about 50% dirt where NOTHING will grow.. I did get it to grow earlier, but it just crashed and burned even with daily watering..

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