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JamesJM
Sunday... I go to church. I return home and my daughter asks, "Did you get my text? We need Potatoes".
I don't take my phone to church.. so no, I didn't get her text. I go back to town. BUT... I also never take my wallet to church... I get to the store, no wallet, meaning no money. I return home.
I get my wallet and go back downtown.. BUT... I left my 'mask' at home, intending to wash it after church. I go back home.
I get my mask, double check that I have my wallet, ask my daughter what it was again that she wanted.... but this time I take my .40 caliber handgun as well... BECAUSE... if I have forgotten something again I intend to rob the store. - JamesJM
1) No wallet? So, you don't give an offering on Sundays? Or do you just carry your bills in a money clip?
2) If you don't take your wallet, does that mean YOU WERE DRIVING WITHOUT YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE????
3). You really should have at least 2-3 masks. That way when one is being washed, you still have a clean one to wear. I have a feeling people are wearing them too long and not washing them often enough. I sewed up a whole box of masks for my family so we'd have plenty.
4) Did you ever get the potatoes and what did she do with them? (mashed, scalloped, french fries, etc)
