Sunday... I go to church. I return home and my daughter asks, "Did you get my text? We need Potatoes".

I don't take my phone to church.. so no, I didn't get her text. I go back to town. BUT... I also never take my wallet to church... I get to the store, no wallet, meaning no money. I return home.

I get my wallet and go back downtown.. BUT... I left my 'mask' at home, intending to wash it after church. I go back home.

I get my mask, double check that I have my wallet, ask my daughter what it was again that she wanted.... but this time I take my .40 caliber handgun as well... BECAUSE... if I have forgotten something again I intend to rob the store. - JamesJM