I'm usually pretty chill at Walmart

I know what to expect going in

but........................

the other day after work I stopped in to get a new printer

just one of those cheap HP all-in-ones

figured I run in , grab one off the shelf , self check out and be gone in a flash

but nope..............

they had all the printers , security locked , tethered together

and you think I could find one person working anywhere near the electrics department , the one department that actually needs someone there , with a key

nope.............

and mind you , I'm still wearing my heavy winter jacket , so now I'm getting mad , and it must be like a 160 degrees in there by now

so now after about 20 minutes , I finally grab a shopping cart , throw all 4 printers that are tethered together in the cart and head for check out line

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