Mind if I complain about my wife?

good a time as any, I figure. She has one habit that annoys me to no end.... 'ordering' at a restaurant. She will send the waiter away 3, sometimes 4 times... trying to decide. Then once she 'says' she's ready, and we all begin ordering, (she goes last), when it comes her turn she will pick up the menu again and start from scratch.

Hence... although not a big drinker these days, and never a big drinker during meals, (except wine).... to keep my sanity during the 'ordering' process I have several tequila shooters.