Man, I had sooooo many times...

That I had guys buy 15 LPs and 15 blank cassettes at 5he same time, then about week later bring all 15 LPs back saying they were all scratched and they wanted a refund.. They always said the cassette tapes were fine, so refund there lol..

There were times I'd say " don't be so obvious".. and that's would be the end of it.. sometimes not.. One time a guy had a tennis racquet and was dressed in his Rod Laver attire.. I told him I wasn't buying his story- he could also bring in the cassettes and get a full refund.. my workmate was standing next to me being totally quiet..

Tennis man SLAMS his racquet on the counter and the whole store goes quiet..
He says, "I'm about to jump over this counter and kick your ass!"

Without batting an eye, my workmate very calmly declares, " you have that option.."

..and i had to crouch down behind the counter out of site with my hand over my mouth because I was fighting SO hard to not bust out laughing in front of this guy.. I dunno why I thought it was so funny.. it just was, to me.. .Store manager called mall security from the back room office.. the guy eventually gave up and left, while being escorted out.. I've been telling that story since 1980 lol

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