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Peter Sellers: Does your dog bite?

October 31, 2024 03:04PM
Peter Sellers as Clouseau in the Pink Panther, entering a hotel asks “Does your dog bite?” He was told no by the innkeeper. He reaches down to pet the little dog at the inn. Immediately, the dog grabs his gloved hand and shakes it, biting him. He says “I thought you said your dog does not bite.” The innkeeper replies “that is not my dog.”




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  Funniest line ever spoken in a movie...

JamesJM555October 22, 2024 07:43PM

  Re: Funniest line ever spoken in a movie...

SeattleRam116October 22, 2024 10:10PM

  Panty on your head...."Raising Arizona"!! A CLASSIC! I love the Heyseed Bank.

Ramgator94October 23, 2024 05:02AM

  Re: Funniest line ever spoken in a movie...

21Dog108October 23, 2024 05:59AM

  Scene / line that really cracks me up.......Mel Brooks, dressed like Hitler..

Ramgator138October 23, 2024 10:32AM

  Hands Down...Blazing Saddles

ramBRO176October 23, 2024 03:01PM

  Re: Hands Down...Blazing Saddles

MamaRAMa115October 23, 2024 04:07PM

  Re: Hands Down...Blazing Saddles

IowaRam117October 23, 2024 05:03PM

  NOTHING will EVER EVER top Slim Pickens in..........

Ramgator165October 24, 2024 10:43AM

  LOLOL My years on the Fire Dept, a line I often heard when stupid stuff happened....

Ramgator141October 24, 2024 10:41AM

  Re: Funniest line ever spoken in a movie...

Aries125October 30, 2024 03:26AM

  Mr. Mom

ferragamo79119October 31, 2024 03:02PM

  Re: Funniest line ever spoken in a movie...

SeattleRam112November 03, 2024 09:41AM

  actually saw it in the theater with my HS GF

ferragamo79166November 04, 2024 06:05AM

  Peter Sellers: Does your dog bite?

ferragamo79156October 31, 2024 03:04PM

  hilarious nm

21Dog161November 01, 2024 04:47AM

  Re: Funniest line ever spoken in a movie...

IowaRam121November 04, 2024 02:34PM

  "Its no big deal"

SeattleRam162November 04, 2024 03:05PM

  Thanks, GREAT contributions in this thread.... I'll add another...

JamesJM204November 04, 2024 04:19PM

  "Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor"

SeattleRam129November 04, 2024 04:55PM

  7 years of college down the drain

Atlantic Ram107November 12, 2024 08:37PM

  This made me think of "Tommy Boy".....

Ramgator65November 13, 2024 07:09AM

  I use a lot of lines from Tommy Boy..

sstrams84November 13, 2024 07:41AM

  LOLOL Been married to my Wife 5-6 years before she saw where that came from.

Ramgator72November 13, 2024 09:25AM

  You and me need to go bowling..

sstrams90November 13, 2024 09:42AM

  LOL When I was just 18-19, in the USAF, one of my early coming out of shell moments...

Ramgator71November 13, 2024 02:25PM

  That's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether

Atlantic Ram87November 13, 2024 05:53PM

  Robert Stack! Another line I used at my USAF Fire Station....

Ramgator67November 14, 2024 08:18AM

  That was 1986-87. Airplane was still pretty fresh. Use that line around 19 year olds today??

Ramgator55November 14, 2024 08:19AM

  GEEESH! My biggest WHIFF with an Airplane line was in......A CONTROL TOWER!!

Ramgator62November 14, 2024 08:23AM

  Airplane still holds up...

Atlantic Ram73November 14, 2024 04:09PM

  Classic! Attachments

Ramgator92November 05, 2024 07:53AM

  "That's an awfully big moustache."

canadaram181November 06, 2024 07:32AM

  My favorite Naked Gun scene..............

Ramgator126November 10, 2024 08:20AM

  Airplane and Naked Gun

ferragamo79162November 10, 2024 05:02PM

  Always hilarious.

canadaram115November 11, 2024 01:27AM

  that writer should have won an award of some kind

LesBaker188November 12, 2024 08:44AM

  Two lines...

DaJudge143November 07, 2024 06:27PM

  Haha.. Happy Gilmour..

sstrams83November 08, 2024 02:26AM

  LOL You can trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP! LOL

Ramgator94November 10, 2024 08:17AM

  Christmas Vacation

Atlantic Ram95November 12, 2024 08:35PM

  From THE best Comic Book flick EVER....

Ramgator74November 13, 2024 07:10AM

  Thats a good one

IowaRam84November 13, 2024 12:15PM

  Re: Funniest line ever spoken in a movie...

IowaRam86November 13, 2024 12:13PM

  Re: Funniest line ever spoken in a movie...

Atlantic Ram73November 13, 2024 12:51PM

  I'd have to be successful..

sstrams125November 13, 2024 02:48PM

  We are an extraordinary group

Atlantic Ram138November 13, 2024 05:44PM

  I haven't had the success i always expected of myself..

sstrams75November 14, 2024 05:48PM