Cousin Eddie asks Clark if he was surprised to see him... And Clark says "I wouldn't have been more surprised if I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet."
I don't know there are a million brilliant lines... Usually its physical comedy that makes me laugh uncontrollably... Like when Jiff is tasked with crossing the freeway in Bowfinger. Or Jiff's face when he sees Daisy's breasts. lol I probably quote a Steve Martin line or joke every day... I think nearly every early movie.
Equal to the Jiff crossing the freeway scene is Michael Palin's character trying to tell John Cleese where Ken was taking Wanda... to the Cathcart Towers Hotel. lol Probably never laughed more than those two scenes... of course they're not funny without the context of the movie... or without the surprise of first seeing it with no expectation that the scene would be funny.
Does your dog bite?
What do you like to do? Play chess... screw...
Quick give him the seda... seda...Said a dirty word! and then after SEDAGIVE?!!! lol
Looks like I quit the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Somebody's got to go back and get a sh!tload of dimes.
What do you mean you people? What do YOU mean you people?
When I get home I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth.
Just when I think you couldn't be any stupider...
I just thought she was a raging alcoholic.
I hope this hasn't been boring for you... or... When they built those roads they had no thought of drainage in mind
You can milk anything with nipples.
Your breasts shifted a lot of whack.
Just go man... oh that's really warm.
Harry!!! Your hands are freezing!
I bet it feels huge in this hand.
It was pretty much 24/7 ballgags, brownie mix and clown porn.
Well which is it young feller, you want I should freeze or get on the ground?
But you ain't got no legs Lieutenant Dan.
Don't worry. We can walk to the curb from here.
Look at this ridiculous hat... it looks good on you though.
Bring us some fresh wine! The freshest you've got - this year! No more of this old stuff.
1, 2, 5 ... 3 sir!
Your mother was a hamster...
I bet a few can tell what movie each came from.
From the Man with Two Brains... lol
