John Carroll University is a fast track to the Rams coaching staff. Once you are on McVay's staff it takes about 12 months before you are an NFL head coach. You pull a Jon Gruden demand a 10 year deal and the right to pick your front office. You bring in Dead as your GM. Alyo as director of college scouting. DZ as your capololgist. Then all you need to do is trade away your next 8 season's first round picks.

It all starts with an email to the JCU Blue Streaks AD.