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Yes, I've heard and read about that...

March 07, 2019 10:38AM
interesting, for sure, but I'm dubious. Reminded me of an old joke:

Guy is at a bar talking to a casual acquaintance of his, John Smith from Texas. During the conversation John say he knows everybody in the world...to which this guy, of course, laughs. John swears it's true and calls out in a loud voice, "Hey, who am I?"... everyone in the bar replies in sync, "John Smith from Texas".

The guy says that proved nothing so John offers a bet of $10,000... the guy readily accepts as long as he can pick the person.... John agrees and the guy picks the Pope.

So they hop on a plane to Italy, go to the Vatican and ask for admittance so John can prove he knows the Pope. However, only one person is allowed entry at a time so John offers... I'll go up and you watch up there at that third floor window and I'll come out to the window with my arm around the Pope and we'll wave at you. The guy agrees... soon the guy looks up and sees John with his arm around the Pope, or what appears to be the pope, he isn't sure... so he calls over a local walking by and asks him, "Who is that guy up there at the 3rd floor window?"

The local looks up, says, "I don't know who the guy is in that funny looking purple hat but the other guy is John Smith from Texas".

Ok... that was Ramsgator bad, wasn't it? - JamesJM
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  Is technology endangering restaurants. . .

RAMbeau44March 02, 2019 03:02PM

  We don't even have Pizza Delivery yet...

JamesJM20March 02, 2019 04:22PM

  I have never eaten at a food truck . . .

RAMbeau23March 02, 2019 04:44PM

  Sure that counts... and also...

JamesJM16March 02, 2019 06:13PM

  Isn't it strange? , , ,

RAMbeau13March 03, 2019 06:55AM

  You're right, times have changed...

JamesJM19March 03, 2019 08:06AM

  Corn on the cob

Atlantic Ram13March 05, 2019 02:23PM

  Fair Food

IowaRam15March 05, 2019 02:54PM

  I HAD one of those... you're right...

JamesJM10March 05, 2019 03:11PM

  Wow... that's a must have

Atlantic Ram11March 05, 2019 04:14PM

  You reminded me of a line from M*A*S*H..

JamesJM12March 05, 2019 03:05PM

  oranges are grown to the east of me about 20 miles or so

21Dog9March 05, 2019 03:10PM

  Is there anything easier to grow than sweet corn?

JamesJM6March 05, 2019 03:14PM

  Yea , one nice thing about being from Iowa........

IowaRam12March 05, 2019 03:15PM

  I honestly think Corn is the all time greatest food...

JamesJM11March 05, 2019 03:17PM

  The Iowa Waltz Attachments

IowaRam13March 05, 2019 04:02PM

  I think it's endangering EVERYTHING!

Ramgator17March 04, 2019 07:24AM

  As opposed to your jokes? LOL. .. nm

RAMbeau9March 10, 2019 12:28PM

  NO RESPECT!!! Attachments

Ramgator7March 10, 2019 02:28PM

  Re: Is technology endangering restaurants. . .

waterfield14March 06, 2019 06:06AM

  Under those circumstances. . .

RAMbeau19March 06, 2019 03:51PM

  Re: Under those circumstances. . .

waterfield11March 06, 2019 05:40PM

  Re: Under those circumstances. . .

MamaRAMa12March 06, 2019 06:17PM

  Talking to strangers

waterfield12March 06, 2019 07:37PM

  Well, ya done it now... two short tales...make that 3....

JamesJM11March 07, 2019 08:39AM

  6 Degrees of Separation-theory

waterfield10March 07, 2019 09:03AM

  Yes, I've heard and read about that...

JamesJM10March 07, 2019 10:38AM

  It worked?

JamesJM12March 07, 2019 07:33AM

  Re: It worked?

waterfield10March 07, 2019 09:11AM