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Yes, I've heard and read about that...

March 07, 2019 10:38AM
interesting, for sure, but I'm dubious. Reminded me of an old joke:

Guy is at a bar talking to a casual acquaintance of his, John Smith from Texas. During the conversation John say he knows everybody in the world...to which this guy, of course, laughs. John swears it's true and calls out in a loud voice, "Hey, who am I?"... everyone in the bar replies in sync, "John Smith from Texas".

The guy says that proved nothing so John offers a bet of $10,000... the guy readily accepts as long as he can pick the person.... John agrees and the guy picks the Pope.

So they hop on a plane to Italy, go to the Vatican and ask for admittance so John can prove he knows the Pope. However, only one person is allowed entry at a time so John offers... I'll go up and you watch up there at that third floor window and I'll come out to the window with my arm around the Pope and we'll wave at you. The guy agrees... soon the guy looks up and sees John with his arm around the Pope, or what appears to be the pope, he isn't sure... so he calls over a local walking by and asks him, "Who is that guy up there at the 3rd floor window?"

The local looks up, says, "I don't know who the guy is in that funny looking purple hat but the other guy is John Smith from Texas".

Ok... that was Ramsgator bad, wasn't it? - JamesJM
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  Is technology endangering restaurants. . .

RAMbeau93March 02, 2019 03:02PM

  We don't even have Pizza Delivery yet...

JamesJM33March 02, 2019 04:22PM

  I have never eaten at a food truck . . .

RAMbeau40March 02, 2019 04:44PM

  Sure that counts... and also...

JamesJM32March 02, 2019 06:13PM

  Isn't it strange? , , ,

RAMbeau31March 03, 2019 06:55AM

  You're right, times have changed...

JamesJM31March 03, 2019 08:06AM

  Corn on the cob

Atlantic Ram17March 05, 2019 02:23PM

  Fair Food

IowaRam20March 05, 2019 02:54PM

  I HAD one of those... you're right...

JamesJM14March 05, 2019 03:11PM

  Wow... that's a must have

Atlantic Ram17March 05, 2019 04:14PM

  You reminded me of a line from M*A*S*H..

JamesJM16March 05, 2019 03:05PM

  oranges are grown to the east of me about 20 miles or so

21Dog14March 05, 2019 03:10PM

  Is there anything easier to grow than sweet corn?

JamesJM10March 05, 2019 03:14PM

  Yea , one nice thing about being from Iowa........

IowaRam16March 05, 2019 03:15PM

  I honestly think Corn is the all time greatest food...

JamesJM16March 05, 2019 03:17PM

  The Iowa Waltz Attachments

IowaRam19March 05, 2019 04:02PM

  I think it's endangering EVERYTHING!

Ramgator31March 04, 2019 07:24AM

  As opposed to your jokes? LOL. .. nm

RAMbeau14March 10, 2019 12:28PM

  NO RESPECT!!! Attachments

Ramgator21March 10, 2019 02:28PM

  Re: Is technology endangering restaurants. . .

waterfield19March 06, 2019 06:06AM

  Under those circumstances. . .

RAMbeau39March 06, 2019 03:51PM

  Re: Under those circumstances. . .

waterfield19March 06, 2019 05:40PM

  Re: Under those circumstances. . .

MamaRAMa17March 06, 2019 06:17PM

  Talking to strangers

waterfield32March 06, 2019 07:37PM

  Well, ya done it now... two short tales...make that 3....

JamesJM16March 07, 2019 08:39AM

  6 Degrees of Separation-theory

waterfield15March 07, 2019 09:03AM

  Yes, I've heard and read about that...

JamesJM15March 07, 2019 10:38AM

  It worked?

JamesJM16March 07, 2019 07:33AM

  Re: It worked?

waterfield15March 07, 2019 09:11AM