We actually had THAT guy..

with my last boss.. Why is there always ONE dude in the office that does absolutely NO work, but instead, kisses the boss's ass repeatedly and relentlessly while they do nothing else but make everyone there hate them? This dude did nothing but screw things up, then go run and kiss the boss's butt.. he never got in trouble, tho.. never did any work.. he was married and actually had an affair with his MARRIED superior, which SHOULD have resulted in termination for both, but instead, he was offered the Deputy position in the department, which is as high as he could possibly go.. and ya know what?

He turned the position down.. because as Deputy he would HAVE to do work.. if he stayed where he was, he could draw cartoons all day, every day, like he'd down for the last 11years.. So, he turned it down so he wouldn't have to work.. Last I heard, his wife divorced him, and nobody in that office talks to him anymore, except the boss because they are best friends..

Even with all THAT, the old office was 1000 times better than the new office and bosses.. all they do is lie to us and claim its in the regulations.. but every time we actually look up the issues in the regulations, we find them to be lying again..

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..