Did you ever see that reality show..

where the two goobers intentionally sought out stinging insects and rated the stings on 10 different points like pain, swelling, redness, yada yada..? Can't remember the name, but wasn't that long ago.. after watching a few episodes, we were convinced they were faking it half the time for the drama.. of course, EVERY sting was capable of causing death...

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..