You REALLY wanna hear something funny?

Both outside faucets are hooked up to hoses.. both hoses have spray guns on them.. both valves on the faucet are open.. meaning one of two things:

1.) either everything is gonna blow up when it thaws..
2.) everything will be fine because the valves were open - but the hoses and/or guns will probably be shot..

Don't ask me how it got left like that.. snow and freezing weather came quick - forgot they were both on.. now I can't shut them off or disconnect them.. Hey, i'm in Texas and not used to this crap.. lol

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..