I stopped drinking and my weight ballooned. I started exercising again and I got sick. I cut out meat and went on a fish diet and got lead poisoning. I stopped coffee and high energy drinks and my BP went way up. This is why that during football season I'm often discussing the "theory of opposition" a well proven notion by atmospheric physicists.Easily explained by the following: Greg the Leg lines up for a 39 yd FG. Announcer says he's never missed from this distance. My theory says bet on him missing. He does and I'm wealthy because of it. But it only affects some people-like me in my own universe. In someone else's universe he makes the FG. You see-everyone of you is in MY universe. But each of you has your OWN universe.

Where's my scotch ?