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Agent: OK. Sammy is a great player as a true #1 WR and we want $15 mil per year.

Rams: Too much. The numbers don't lie. They say he doesn't match an AJ Hill or Julius Jones to warrant us paying your guy like them.

Agent: Numbers DO lie and you know that. Coaches know numbers lie, so do scouts and all other football people. so don't try amateur fantasy-football tactics.

Rams: You're right, where were we?