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RockRam
The Emperor has no clothes. .... Our oline isn't run blocking very well.

I agree with your allegory. Clothing makes the man.

clothing = blocking

Gurley (with NO clothes) 82 attempts 216 yards 2.6 ave


What if Gurley had the blocking these two guys have?

DeAndre Washington 5th round rookie (with clothes) 23 attempts 147 yards 6.4 ave
Jalen Richard undrafted rookie (with clothes) 17 attempts 144 yards 8.5 ave

Total 40 attempts 291 yards 7.2 ave



Lets get Gurley some clothes ... 'cause Every Fan Crazy 'bout a Sharp Dressed Man

Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to.
Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
Cause every fan crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Gold watch, diamond ring,
I ain't missin' not a single thing.
Cufflinks, stick pin,
When I step out I'm gonna do you in.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every fan crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Top coat, top hat,
And I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
Black shades, white gloves,
Lookin' sharp lookin' for love.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every fan crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

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I want this guy wearing Horns: Jordan Westercamp

the video doesn't show how good his hands really are. I think he can be the next Danny Amendola.... with Chris Carter's hands... and then some.