I'd need one of those relief bags pilots use. Which brings up a short anecdote, (of course)...
My first long cross country flight while training for my pilots license I had to make an emergency pee landing. I was headed home from Napa, Calif. and I knew I wasn't going to make it. First thing I did, obviously, was look around for anything I could pee in.... even though I knew there wasn't anything available. The tube used to check fuel on your preflight held no where near the quantity I required.... so flying along I-5 where there is little below but miles and miles of farm land I knew I was going to have to make my first dirt road landing... no strip available.
The farm workers laying irrigation pipe were more than a little surprised to see a plane landing on the dirt road next to their field and naturally dropped what they were doing to come see what in the hell I was doing... which was, as you know, peeing. They laughed heartily... then stuck around to watch the show... me taking off I mean, not peeing.
I never told the flight school that I landed on a dirt road.. they would not have approved, at ALL.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/31/2022 10:03AM by JamesJM.