BOOOOOMMMM!!!!!! That was my head exploding after ANOTHER Password!

We are told to change Passwords or not have similarities. SORRY!!!! Between maintaining 2,867 Passwords and being required to change half of them every 6 months, I keep mine close. TRIED to login for my W2 but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Had to change my password. THEN, the site tells me MY password isn't what THEY are looking for. I miss the days of 8 Tracks! sigh