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Speaking of drugs....

September 12, 2021 01:03PM
Oh wait, we weren't speaking of drugs were we? No matter, I want to talk about drugs.

Think I've posted that my doctor won't prescribe real medicine. So for sleep everyone else gets Ambien and I get ground tapir balls and a stick with a turkey feather attached to swing while chanting "1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, et al".

I'm getting to it.

So last night I'm looking in our medicine cabinet and I'm seeing all these prescription medicines for people I've never heard of. I ask my daughter, "Who are these medicines for?"... she answers, "Oh, a friend gave me those because I ran out".

"Ah", I replied. "Any of them make you sleep?".... she didn't think they did. I notice one is pain medication so I ask, "These make you drowsy?".... she answered, "They don't to me".

"Damn", I think. "Ok, how about these?"..... my daughter replies, "Don't know, never took any of them". So I look it up using Google.

"Causes drowsiness". I forget what they're actually for... i didn't care... I took one. IT WORKED!!!!!

Today I checked and it was a 'muscle relaxer'.... I had never heard of a muscle relaxer... but yum yum, I love em'.

Now if what you're getting at of all this is that I'm a fool who can't be trusted around drugs... well, BINGO. I don't care, I slept great last night. - JamesJM
SubjectAuthorViewsPosted

  $53K...

sstrams102September 12, 2021 11:58AM

  Probably not as much as you think...

JamesJM31September 12, 2021 12:10PM

  This is true...

sstrams28September 12, 2021 12:21PM

  A quarter cup????

JamesJM25September 12, 2021 12:30PM

  Yup..

sstrams19September 12, 2021 12:50PM

  Speaking of drugs....

JamesJM21September 12, 2021 01:03PM

  Totally understand..

sstrams18September 12, 2021 01:14PM

  LOL, no worries Steve, I'm already with you... other than...

JamesJM23September 12, 2021 07:06PM

  Benadryl

waterfield15September 14, 2021 11:40AM

  Re: This is true...

MamaRAMa21September 12, 2021 12:31PM

  I'm the worst...

JamesJM22September 12, 2021 12:43PM

  Butter..

sstrams18September 12, 2021 12:52PM

  Just oatmeal..

sstrams20September 12, 2021 12:48PM

  How long you gotta keep that up?

JamesJM20September 12, 2021 12:51PM

  As far as I know, yeah..

sstrams21September 12, 2021 12:54PM

  Re: As far as I know, yeah..

Rams Junkie22September 12, 2021 02:16PM

  Thanks Rams Junkie..

sstrams16September 12, 2021 02:35PM

  I eat oatmeal religiously

Drew283930September 12, 2021 08:46PM

  I do the protein powder..

sstrams21September 13, 2021 04:03AM

  Ohhh yccchhhh.....

JamesJM20September 13, 2021 06:52AM

  That's the spirit! nm

Drew283911September 13, 2021 09:36AM

  Unless he has coinsurance or copay

Drew283923September 12, 2021 08:42PM

  Um...You need to simmer down and be more understanding.

Ramgator32September 14, 2021 10:22AM

  It does when nobody pays their bill

ferragamo7928September 14, 2021 10:24AM

  They sure do...

sstrams20September 14, 2021 11:45AM

  Well

waterfield20September 14, 2021 08:46PM

  BELIEVE me, I KNOW!

Ramgator19September 16, 2021 01:12PM

  All I understand...

sstrams21September 14, 2021 11:43AM