Oh wait, we weren't speaking of drugs were we? No matter, I want to talk about drugs.
Think I've posted that my doctor won't prescribe real medicine. So for sleep everyone else gets Ambien and I get ground tapir balls and a stick with a turkey feather attached to swing while chanting "1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, et al".
I'm getting to it.
So last night I'm looking in our medicine cabinet and I'm seeing all these prescription medicines for people I've never heard of. I ask my daughter, "Who are these medicines for?"... she answers, "Oh, a friend gave me those because I ran out".
"Ah", I replied. "Any of them make you sleep?".... she didn't think they did. I notice one is pain medication so I ask, "These make you drowsy?".... she answered, "They don't to me".
"Damn", I think. "Ok, how about these?"..... my daughter replies, "Don't know, never took any of them". So I look it up using Google.
"Causes drowsiness". I forget what they're actually for... i didn't care... I took one. IT WORKED!!!!!
Today I checked and it was a 'muscle relaxer'.... I had never heard of a muscle relaxer... but yum yum, I love em'.
Now if what you're getting at of all this is that I'm a fool who can't be trusted around drugs... well, BINGO. I don't care, I slept great last night. - JamesJM
