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A story you don't want to hear...

July 21, 2021 06:11PM
trust me, don't read this.

Even at my elderly age I don't normally get up at night to take a leak... but it does happen. Here's how I know I have to see a man about a dog:

I have a dream, and IN the dream I take a leak... but it doesn't help... I still have to take a leak.... so I do this about 3 times and since I've had that dream so often I've learned... "HEY, Jimmy, you have to REALLY take a leak and you're dreaming.. WAKE UP and take a leak"....Which I do. I'm not normal. - JamesJM
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  john cougar mellencamp

SeattleRam39July 20, 2021 10:56PM

  Not main stream by him but I always liked Minutes To Memories.

Ramgator4July 21, 2021 10:58AM

  Betcha a dollar you won't even know my favorite song by him...

JamesJM13July 21, 2021 11:25AM

  Re: Betcha a dollar you won't even know my favorite song by him...

SeattleRam12July 21, 2021 02:02PM

  Funny thing about that video....

JamesJM9July 21, 2021 03:23PM

  like Cherry Bomb

ferragamo799July 21, 2021 05:02PM

  When I think Cherry Bomb..

sstrams7July 21, 2021 05:11PM

  I have no idea what you or Todd meant. :) (nm)

JamesJM8July 21, 2021 05:12PM

  I have no idea what he meant..

sstrams5July 21, 2021 05:19PM

  Just to note....

JamesJM11July 21, 2021 05:20PM

  He was ok..

sstrams7July 21, 2021 05:33PM

  yeah, I would agree with that, except...

JamesJM12July 21, 2021 05:40PM

  Mellonhead had accordions and fiddles?

sstrams8July 21, 2021 05:41PM

  The accordion I'm not sure...

JamesJM9July 21, 2021 05:49PM

  I actually programmed an accordion..

sstrams11July 21, 2021 05:43PM

  YOU THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JamesJM9July 21, 2021 05:46PM

  Well, its in this vein, tho..

sstrams8July 21, 2021 05:53PM

  YOU did this?

JamesJM10July 21, 2021 05:57PM

  In my own mind I did.. Well, these guys are German, and I'm German, so

sstrams9July 21, 2021 06:02PM

  YOU ARE GERMAN?

JamesJM12July 21, 2021 06:08PM

  I could nevr make fun on an oompah band.. my mom was saved by an oompah band..

sstrams10July 21, 2021 06:18PM

  That story is what makes this board great. (nm)

JamesJM8July 21, 2021 06:32PM

  Re: Just to note....

SeattleRam12July 21, 2021 05:47PM

  So many groups in that category, Seattle...

JamesJM12July 21, 2021 05:50PM

  Yeah I gotta agree with Jimmy..

sstrams10July 21, 2021 05:55PM

  You're a better man than I...

JamesJM11July 21, 2021 05:59PM

  Lucky dog.. You even dream better than I do..

sstrams8July 21, 2021 06:07PM

  A story you don't want to hear...

JamesJM6July 21, 2021 06:11PM

  What REALLY weird is that I get those dreams..

sstrams7July 21, 2021 06:23PM