Wait, I think I knew that. So if so... why don't you play the tuba in an "oompa" band... and before you start making fun of "oompa bands"... just let me say... that if you do... we can no longer be friends. I LOVE OOMPA bands... although....
oompa band do require massive quantities of lager. And perhaps a little schnapps. But once you're lager'd up, and schapp'd up.... on man, the party has just started.
