Last night I dreamed for 4 hours that I had a leak in the bathroom.. no, I didn't have to TAKE a leak in the bathroom, the bathroom was leaking.. I never determined if it was before or after flushing.. That could have made a difference in the quality of my dream, which pretty well sucked.. Little bit afraid to go to sleep tonight - what if that damn dream starts right off where it left off this morning..? That would pretty well suck.. oh well, gotta get up early, so at least it won't go on forever..
Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..