....I had to leave a restaurant, because I refused to eat my pizza with a knife & fork. Most places there had no issue with slicing up a pizza to eat 'normally', but I had heard that there were some places that required you to use a knife and fork.... and it was true. So naturally (for me) I got all 'head up', and told them to pack it up to go.... THEN, I went directly across the small cobblestone street and sat on a low rock wall, and ate my pizza like normal. All the time staring straight at restaurant I was just at... my Clint Eastwood stare... LOL.
Hey, I was like a 19 year old dogface soldier.... we were allowed to be knuckleheads now & again...