Well, I did post on facebook last night..
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I posted, "Shark Week 2018 = absolute sh*t"
I removed it this morning since I didn't get any replies or likes or anything.. lol.. I'm so disappointed in Shark Week.. Every year they find another stupid angle to take instead of just doing quality shows about sharks..
Of course, my favorite shows are the ones where they recreate attacks and whatnot, but still.. Signing up a bunch of celebrities to do shark dives is kind of a joke.. especially when they're in cages and half the time diving with harmless Nurse Sharks..
I was letting Rhonda Rousey have it last night.. they did her "training" at Beqa Lagoon in Fiji, which is a very popular dive site where at least 100 divers dive every day, without incident, and they try to make it sound like its so death-defying.. So death defying she needs a Neptunic Shark Suit (chain mail) even tho 2 million TOURISTS have dove that site to date WITHOUT ANY protection and haven't suffered a freakin' hangnail yet.. I felt sorry for the tourists on vacation who weren't allowed to do the dive because Rhonda was getting her nails done over the dive site..
Then they try to come off saying Rhonda Rousey made history by being "the only inexperienced diver in the world to ever hand feed a Bull Shark".. which is Bull Sh*t.. They do that at any number of dive sites every day with people on their first dive, ever.. And her husband has to dive with her for protection, "to take one for the team in case something bad happens"...? Where was he in her last two bouts when she got knocked the F out?
Shaq freaking out when a 3 foot shark gets in his cage? He's had bigger bowel movements than that shark..
..and lets not forget Bear Grylls - the worst of the 3.. he needs to have an electronic shark protection device to dive with Nurse Sharks and Great Hammerheads, even tho both are harmless..?!?! Then he has to save a 4 foot Tiger Shark that was ONLY IN POSITION TO BE SAVED BECAUSE THE PRODUCTION CREW CAUGHT HIM ON A HOOK FOR THE SHOW! ..and the shark looked to be sedated when he "saved it" from the predicament the producers put it in.. and it was a four foot Tiger Shark.. Try saving an 18 foot Tiger Shark, Bear, you worthless piece of Shaq scat..
I was mad years ago when they did the mockumentaries for Megalodon and whatnot, but the garbage they're airing these days is just pure crap.. and to make it worse, they chime in constant tweets onscreen from obvious production crew family members praising Shark Week for their brilliant work? Let me tweet what real people are saying on Shark Week's facebook page where they're being RIPPED TO SHREDS as much as I HOPED all 3 celebrities would have been last night..
..and tonight we get to see Gronk and Aaron Rogers dive with (probably) sedated 2 foot Nurse Sharks with their mouths sewn shut while in cages wearing Neptunic Shark Suits surrounded by electronic shark barriers.. #*&%@!$%)@($!!!!
Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/23/2018 10:40AM by sstrams.
I removed it this morning since I didn't get any replies or likes or anything.. lol.. I'm so disappointed in Shark Week.. Every year they find another stupid angle to take instead of just doing quality shows about sharks..
Of course, my favorite shows are the ones where they recreate attacks and whatnot, but still.. Signing up a bunch of celebrities to do shark dives is kind of a joke.. especially when they're in cages and half the time diving with harmless Nurse Sharks..
I was letting Rhonda Rousey have it last night.. they did her "training" at Beqa Lagoon in Fiji, which is a very popular dive site where at least 100 divers dive every day, without incident, and they try to make it sound like its so death-defying.. So death defying she needs a Neptunic Shark Suit (chain mail) even tho 2 million TOURISTS have dove that site to date WITHOUT ANY protection and haven't suffered a freakin' hangnail yet.. I felt sorry for the tourists on vacation who weren't allowed to do the dive because Rhonda was getting her nails done over the dive site..
Then they try to come off saying Rhonda Rousey made history by being "the only inexperienced diver in the world to ever hand feed a Bull Shark".. which is Bull Sh*t.. They do that at any number of dive sites every day with people on their first dive, ever.. And her husband has to dive with her for protection, "to take one for the team in case something bad happens"...? Where was he in her last two bouts when she got knocked the F out?
Shaq freaking out when a 3 foot shark gets in his cage? He's had bigger bowel movements than that shark..
..and lets not forget Bear Grylls - the worst of the 3.. he needs to have an electronic shark protection device to dive with Nurse Sharks and Great Hammerheads, even tho both are harmless..?!?! Then he has to save a 4 foot Tiger Shark that was ONLY IN POSITION TO BE SAVED BECAUSE THE PRODUCTION CREW CAUGHT HIM ON A HOOK FOR THE SHOW! ..and the shark looked to be sedated when he "saved it" from the predicament the producers put it in.. and it was a four foot Tiger Shark.. Try saving an 18 foot Tiger Shark, Bear, you worthless piece of Shaq scat..
I was mad years ago when they did the mockumentaries for Megalodon and whatnot, but the garbage they're airing these days is just pure crap.. and to make it worse, they chime in constant tweets onscreen from obvious production crew family members praising Shark Week for their brilliant work? Let me tweet what real people are saying on Shark Week's facebook page where they're being RIPPED TO SHREDS as much as I HOPED all 3 celebrities would have been last night..
..and tonight we get to see Gronk and Aaron Rogers dive with (probably) sedated 2 foot Nurse Sharks with their mouths sewn shut while in cages wearing Neptunic Shark Suits surrounded by electronic shark barriers.. #*&%@!$%)@($!!!!
Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/23/2018 10:40AM by sstrams.
