and I would LOVE to.... like you, however, don't touch my feet.
I almost got one a few years ago when I had a neck problem they couldn't diagnose... I'm sure it was a 'pinched nerve' but that's not official. About once every 2 or 3 minutes it was like I was getting 'shock' treatment in a circular area around the center point in my neck. At first quite painful... but as the weeks wore on the pain lessened until there was none - at which time the 'shocks' were actually kind of pleasurable.
Eventually, a couple of months, it went away... but during that time:
I went to a Chiropractor for the first, (and only), time in my life. It did nothing... BUT... that 'shock thingie' they put on you is great. I may buy one of those one day.
Then I considered massage therapy... but never did it. My son lived in Japan.. .they are VERY into massages in Japan.... I think well known for being the best. So I looked for one of those near me... couldn't find one. All the ones I did find I think had more in mind that just a 'massage'.
So anyway.. that's a bucket list item for me... a massage. - JamesJM