About 30 years ago (Seems like 2-3 years ago) me and a Bud used to head to the Beach every weekend with a cooler loaded with beer for the day. We'd go to the same area...LOADED with 20something girls. Back then, the string / thing bikinis were the thing. We were fairly close to what I'm certain was a large group of Navy guys when this one young lady came strutting her stuff (You could tell here "sh** did NOT stink"
Guys were cat calling..."Yeah baby!!" and the like. She made a point to walk through the area 3-4 times with a pout look on her face. Ironically, she was indeed gorgeous but for me, her self centered way about her dampened it. The last time she walked through.....Of all the guys in the area, she picked maybe the most reserve guy in that bunch and says....."What the fu** are you looking at". His reply which blew ME away....... "A fuc*** stuck up @#$%& with floss up her a$$!" The ROAR of about 30 guys yelling "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" and watching Ms Snotty walk away and TRY to keep her dignity was CLASSIC. That guy was about 6-7 yards from us and looked like THE most conservative guy on the entire beach, which made his comeback more epic. He got about 25 high fives from people not even in his group. I was one of them.
