I went over 50 years without a surgery..

Then broke the seal and have had one after another, feels like.. every one they put me out, with the exception of the skin cancer removal surgery and getting the heart stents.. not sure either actually qualifies as surgery, tho.. probably..

I'm already getting to the point where I need two more levels fused in my neck, but they'll need to kick me in dragging and screaming to get that done.. cuz, if I get THAT done, in a few more years I'll need to the below that do e.. it's like it never ends..

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..