Because Dink-and-Dunk is unamerican! Give us our TD's now, we have no time or patience to wait!
We want long, sexy arcing passes that bring us to our feet and unleash the adrenaline into our system! We want bogus pass interference calls!
We want Martz! We want Mouse Davis! We want Don Coryell!
Don't assault us with the logic that Brady and the Pats built a dynasty based on short, high percentage passes with YAC!
Don't give us that so-called "West Coast Offense" that stretches the field horizontally!
By golly, if a receiver streaking down the sideline isn't being underthrown then it just isn't football!
