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Gurley gets the word he can never play football again. Despondent, he turns to drinking and falls under the spell of a beautiful Russian spy. She convinces him to strap a gigantic nuclear device to himself and to detonate it at the site of the new stadium. The resulting explosions wipes out LA and half of California, Nevada and Arizona. It triggers the Big One and the western 11 states fall into the ocean, except for San Francisco. The instant nuclear winter sends the Earth into a new ice age and attracts Yeti Aliens to our planet. The Yeti Aliens conquer Earth, settle in San Francisco, become 49er fans and make everyone wear 49ers jerseys every day.
I don't see that happening.
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I don't know ... I thought it all sounded plausible until he got to the 49ers jerseys every day part.