Okay, I’ll play.

Friday I’’ll spend the afternoon playing a delightful session of live hold’em poker at a local Indian casino while my wife plays her slots. That evening we’ll go to our usual for 25 years standing Friday night dinner with our best friends.

Saturday, after sleeping in til I please, I will enjoy the birthday party of my 2 year old GREAT grandson. Afterwards I will watch the recorded Ram game, then spend hours gloating with my many board friends from coast to coast.

All while watching on my beautiful big screen with surround sound. Fridge and bathroom only 20 feet away. Fridge stocked with food, snacks, and beverages of my choice.

No lines. Ever.

No parking,

No rain or cold.

Not surrounded by noisy drunks.

No tickets to buy. Ever.

No drive or flight home. I’m already home.

No cattle to feed, no 10 degree weather.

Sunday watching the other 2 games while I visit the board.

Now THAT’S how this 75 year old likes to spend this weekend. Lol.