I hear what you are saying and it is true. But, I live in the Detroit area. Believe me, we don't have it, haven't had it, as bad as the Lions' fans. Even I get to tease them! Now maybe they'll have Cleveland for company. At least we got one ring and three appearances. They got zilch.
How do you keep the Detroit Lions out of your yard? Put up goalposts.
What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SB ring? A thief.
Why should they Lions be re-named as the Detroit Opossums? Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.