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CPR--Best Ram metaphor for DECADES!

August 12, 2017 08:58AM
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Rams_81
was in a CPR training session this week and the instructor talked about people being scared to make mistake in doing CPR or using an AED to revive somebody thinking they may not do it right. His point was the person is already non responsive and considered dead, how can doing nothing be better than doing something and maybe you don't execute it just right, but some good chest compressions are better than 0. Maybe you do 30, but half of them were not done deep enough, 15 > 0.

Sammy Watkins gives the Rams offense life where it had none since the Warner Brothers left over a decade ago. He may never be healthy and it may not work out, but I do know this, to do nothing guarantees you the team will have no life.

We have a decade of proof of lifelessness!

I mean, this is EXACTLY what the Rams have been: a flat-lining patient needing a jolt of current. I cannot imagine a better metaphor.

And I agree with your main point. Hey! Let's get out the paddles and take a shot. It cannot possibly be worse than what has been happening. Sammy may just be that jolt we need!

Note: I think my co-option of the metaphor is sloppy. My daughter, a nurse who works with heart patients, says that all the TV shows get it wrong: you don't use the paddles on flat lining patients. You use them on fibrillating patients. 81, you're a pro so you know that. But, what the hell--it's a metaphor. And the Rams DO NEED a jolt of current!
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  Watkins is ELITE - Poor analysis

Rams_81714August 12, 2017 04:03AM

  Re: Watkins is ELITE - Poor analysis

Steve318August 12, 2017 04:30AM

  Yep - I just posted about that exact topic

Rams_81318August 12, 2017 04:35AM

  Re: Watkins is ELITE - Poor analysis

ramBRO239August 12, 2017 04:33AM

  Great post, 81.

Saguaro296August 12, 2017 05:33AM

  Great post back at you

Rams_81269August 12, 2017 06:46AM

  Re: Great post back at you

oldschoolramfan196August 12, 2017 07:23AM

  The problem with that analysis

9er8er218August 12, 2017 08:52AM

  CPR--Best Ram metaphor for DECADES!

RFL192August 12, 2017 08:58AM