where do all you guys get your degrees from?

there are so many of you on this board that draw conclusions about ones attitude and skill based upon a few seconds of film that it is utterly amazing. Could you please point me to the literature so I can read up more on this topic? it seems to be that speaking with people and actually getting to know omeone would be a better indicator of personality and desire but I guess im wrong. and just out of curiosity where would you put a guy like joe montana is boring and dull without a football in his hand?