Because the world has gone soft.
These kids in the NFL today grew up with cell phones.
They all have a special hand shake with each other, and trade jerseys with the opposing team.
They make those half hearts with their one hand and someone else makes the other half.
They wear skinny jeans.
They talk about their outfits on these talk shows.
They switched from All my rowdy friends are here on Monday night, to some American Idol girl tryna sing tough in her leather pants.
The end zones have social statements about peace and love painted on them.
There are men cheerleaders.
Women on every football show.
I know this is more than you asked for, but to summarize, we've gone soft.
Proof we've gone soft is some thought police will consider deleting my post due to sensitivity.
