The only thing I know about soccer..

is th t most of the players will have a future career in pro wrestling with all the fake pain they exhibit on fake injuries..

I dunno if guys did that during the time of Pele.. I was too young to notice.. if I did, I don't remember.. I AM watching an episode of Air Disaster right now in which they accidentally crashed their plane in the Amazon jungle because they were too busy listening to a soccer match..

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..