Well, happy birthday Jimmy....

Let me tell you my story - I think I've mentioned it before.. the guy my mom married wasn't always the nicest guy.. he ended up getting a colostomy bag, himself.. I was helping him (along with my brother) nail some plastic sheets on a wooden frame sorta like a rain protector type thing - that isn't important..

So, I was hammering nails away and started a new nail.. I smacked it and sunk it all the way in ONE shot, while the guy looked on.. I was excited after burying the nail with one shot and yelled at my brother, "Tore that one a new a**hole!"

I didn't even realize what I had said until my brother busted out laughing.. I wasn't trying to be mean - I wasn't even thinking of the dude 3 feet away with the colostomy bag.. It just came out.. and could potentially be the funniest thing I've ever blurted out in my life..

So, if you get the opportunity, you can repeat my moment of unintentional hilarity - for which I DID feel really bad.. He passed away in the early 90's, but I still feel bad about it..

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..