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Must be a Brother thing. Not long after our failed Hindenburg recreation....

August 09, 2022 10:30AM
Dad told us to rake the back part of the yard. Dad did NOT tell us how to get rid of the leaves. SOOOOOOO.....We had a pile about 6X6 and 2-3 feet high. My BROTHER decides.....BURN EM!!!! Dad's not home! Who cares??? My Brother poured about 2 gallons of gas on the pile. He threw a lit stick match and we RAN!! Nothing. Then we see the pile starting to fill with white smoke and smoldering where the match hit. My Brother walks up to it and when he was about a foot from the pile.........POOF!!!!! The vapors had time to expand. I saw a mini Hiroshima mushroom and a BIG white ring of smoke shot out (Like you see in the Vietnam War bombing videos) My Brother slapped his face because his (1970s teen hair) was burning. He busted out into his Frankenstein impersonation "FIRE!!! BAAAAD!!!!!!! LOLOLOL I laughed so hard, I really could not breath. We laughed about that for YEARS!
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  I'm a rebel....no more waiting at the doctor....

JamesJM272August 04, 2022 03:02PM

  Good for you..

sstrams83August 04, 2022 03:22PM

  I have come close to doing that with my Gastro Doctor a time or two.

Ramgator92August 04, 2022 05:20PM

  THE worst was during my kidney stone attack back in 2006.

Ramgator78August 04, 2022 05:25PM

  Hooper: "I got that beat.. I got that beat"

sstrams87August 05, 2022 03:05AM

  Re: Hooper: "I got that beat.. I got that beat"

MamaRAMa96August 05, 2022 04:12AM

  That's the best part of the story, Mama.. Attachments

sstrams77August 05, 2022 05:18AM

  Re: That's the best part of the story, Mama..

MamaRAMa81August 05, 2022 05:22AM

  Lol.. thank you..

sstrams67August 05, 2022 05:35AM

  Keith Moon mode!!!!!! Exploding instruments!

Ramgator108August 05, 2022 09:51AM

  Yeah that injury took a while..

sstrams115August 05, 2022 10:03AM

  Funny you say... I have never been BADLY burned and.....

Ramgator75August 09, 2022 02:35AM

  My brother, the dumna$$..

sstrams180August 09, 2022 03:23AM

  Must be a Brother thing. Not long after our failed Hindenburg recreation....

Ramgator137August 09, 2022 10:30AM

  Its always funny when someone else..

sstrams58August 09, 2022 10:33AM

  Billy Madison!!!

Ramgator57August 09, 2022 01:52PM

  Dang, I don't even remember that part..

sstrams56August 09, 2022 02:24PM

  Very cute!!

Ramgator106August 10, 2022 04:16AM

  Never know for sure... but I think I was fortunate...

JamesJM56August 09, 2022 10:36AM

  Yeah, lucky you...

sstrams54August 09, 2022 10:40AM

  That's the issue I have...

sstrams68August 05, 2022 02:56AM