My brother, the dumna$$..

I'll never forget, standing in the back yard with my brother, who had several black cat firecrackers in his hand.. about ten feet away was a 5 gallon metal gasoline can that had the spout attached, meaning it wasn't sealed.. my brother walks up to the can, ignites a firecracker, and I see him reach down to drop it down the gasoline can spout..

I turn around and start running.. I hear this humongous BOOM!!

I stop, turn around and look, and the can is blown into an unrecognizable shape, there are little fires all over the back yard, and my brother is sitting square on his butt with a dazed look in his eyes, which are both as big as saucers. I laughed so hard I almost suffocated myself..

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..