That's kind of an old diver joke..

When people would ask what I'd do if a shark came near.. I'd always reply, "take out my dive knife, slice my buddy and swim like hell!".. but, have never been near an aggressive shark, yet, nor is anyone ever near me when I get near the sharks, so that option isn't really available lol

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..