about 75 trips to Mexico since 1990, but something made me decide I wanted to know what the locals were saying about us once they figure out we don't speak Spanish..

So, all I really wanna learn is how to say, "I know what you just said about me Mf'er and I'm fixing to drag you into the parking lot" although I don't think that particular phrase will come up.. Plus, most of the places we go are extremely remote, so they probably wouldn't know what a parking lot is..

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..