Welcome! Log In Create A New Profile

Advanced

Okay, I'm going straight to hell for this...

July 18, 2020 08:39AM
... but this thread reminded me of this joke, and I have to tell it here.

Steve, you are a very tender hearted person. That is a GOOD thing...

Neighbor peering over the top of the privacy fence into the next yard, watching little Nancy dig a hole.
Neighbor: "What are you doing, Nancy?"
Nancy: "My pet goldfish died, and I'm digging a hole to bury it."
Neighbor: "Why are you digging such a large hole, for a small goldfish?"
Nancy: "Because he is inside your stupid CAT!"

Lord, please forgive me for that joke right there... and bless the starving pygmies in Africa. ~Signed, Larry the Cable Guy



Aries
~Sign of the Rams
SubjectAuthorViewsPosted

  I hate to be so dramatic...

sstrams381July 16, 2020 06:57AM

  Re: I hate to be so dramatic...

Ramkind296July 16, 2020 07:03AM

  Thank you Ramkind..

sstrams157July 16, 2020 07:22AM

  Re: I hate to be so dramatic...

MamaRAMa157July 16, 2020 07:19AM

  Thank you Mama..

sstrams162July 16, 2020 07:23AM

  Re: I hate to be so dramatic...

zn167July 16, 2020 07:20AM

  Thank you, zn..

sstrams151July 16, 2020 07:23AM

  You simply have an awesome heart.

Ramgator168July 16, 2020 07:24AM

  Thank you gator..

sstrams149July 16, 2020 07:35AM

  Heck, I have an animal cemetery in my backyard.

Ramgator168July 16, 2020 09:04AM

  Yeah, I've got a few..

sstrams191July 16, 2020 09:34AM

  Re: I hate to be so dramatic...

AlbaNY_Ram167July 16, 2020 10:14AM

  Thanks Albany..

sstrams256July 16, 2020 11:01AM

  Re: I hate to be so dramatic...

Rampage2K-153July 16, 2020 11:28AM

  Thank you RP2K..

sstrams158July 16, 2020 11:45AM

  Re: I hate to be so dramatic too but

Atlantic Ram163July 16, 2020 05:11PM

  Well, Atlantic, if you fit into a shoebox..

sstrams147July 16, 2020 05:18PM

  Thank you. I know you would.

Atlantic Ram156July 16, 2020 05:31PM

  Exactly what I would have done, Atlantic..

sstrams155July 17, 2020 03:34AM

  Re: I hate to be so dramatic...

73Ram156July 17, 2020 07:10AM

  Thank you, '73..

sstrams154July 17, 2020 08:00AM

  this reminds me of a story

zn165July 17, 2020 02:33PM

  Yeah, that's exactly what happened with me..

sstrams167July 17, 2020 02:55PM

  Maybe my hardest animal burial was at the Fire Station about 10 years ago.

Ramgator152July 17, 2020 05:49PM

  Yeah, its gonna be a while for me..

sstrams162July 17, 2020 05:58PM

  Okay, I'm going straight to hell for this...

Aries368July 18, 2020 08:39AM

  No, that was funny, Aries!

sstrams178July 18, 2020 09:03AM