That would be cool..

This town isn't cool enough to do a Jaws showing by the water, or in the water like some places.. and if they did, nobody here would go.. and if they did go, nobody would shut up throughout the whole movie.. last time Jaws played here - for the 40th anniversary - it showed twice and we went to both showings.. We were the only people at the first showing and only one other guy was at the second.. so, we snuck in Taco Casa (local fast food Mexican restaurant) and pigged out in the theater during the second showing..

Well, until the one guy there got up and walked out (before the previews) staring at us the whole time.. so, I *knew* he was going to get someone to complain, so we hid everything really fast and did our best to look bored.. as expected, a theater worker came in, looked around, looked right at us, turned around and left.. so we busted out the rest of the feast and finished up just in time to see Chrissy get eaten alive... That's the only way to see a movie...

Now they've added recliners to every theater, and every theater has a bar and are offering more and more food, so won't quite be the same..

Oh, and in case you were wondering about Braveheart.... after the Battle of Sterling...

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