Re: Wanna be a Squire?

I have no idea what a "Squire" is. So I looked it up.

"a man of high social standing who owns and lives on an estate in a rural area, especially the chief landowner in such an area"

That ain't me. Due to my well known lack of morals I am not a "man of high social standing". Nor do I live on an estate in a rural area and I am not the chief landowner where I do live. I ain't never gonna pass as a "Squire".