maybe he'll show up in a couple of weeks.. Nah, things would never get personal between the guy on Facebook and me - we're like brothers from first grade.. He does owe me a ruler since second grade tho.. we were rolling up our Weekly Readers and karate chopping them, so I got devious and decided to rule my ruler up in my Weekly Reader so he couldn't karate chop it in half.. So, I help the rolled up Weekly Reader with the ruler in it and....
KKKKKKKKRRRRRRAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!
Just like a Herd Head Butt... He busted my ruler AND my Weekly Reader.. So, the ongoing argument for almost 50 years how has been that he owes me a new ruler.. he claims he doesn't since I tried to trick him.. the argument goes on......
Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..
