So as a UFC fan I'm assigning you the task and I'm throwing down the gauntlet.
Here is my opening Salvo:
McGregor is a weak kneed, glass jawed, sissy, quiche eating, flower picking, toe nail painting, eye brow plucking, soap opera watching, kahlua swilling, potpourri burning, flip-flop wearing, Bette Midler tattoo wearing, caramel-cinnamon-whipped cream-cherry-sprinkles-mint-Latte drinking son of a motherless-goat.
If that doesn't do it nothing will. - JamesJM
