The Phantom Squirrel

I've been told , we've had this white squirrel roaming around my neighborhood all summer

and , of course , everyone in the neighborhood has seen him.................except me

even my wife had seen it , but I was starting to think , everyone was just screwing with me

until yesterday , I got home from work yesterday , and there he was , kinda in my back yard , just down the alley a little ways

finally , the little , got'cha


had to google it , 1 in 100,000

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